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Kisah Oghe Ganu PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006

Sini saye ade satu cite untuk pengajarang semue. Bagi sape-sape yang nok gi interbiuw dang ade niat nok nippu mase interbiuw tu, ingat-ingatlah cite ni. Kisoh benar ni tau bukang rekaang!!!


Beberape hari yang lepas, satu temuduge kenaikang pangkat telah dibuat
oleh saloh sebuoh anok syarikak TNB. Biaselah kang kalu nok naik pangkat mestilah duduk ujiang bertulis dang lepas tu barulah ujiang bercakak ! ; pulok (temuduga lah tu) test suare lah pulok. Dang dalang rama-rama yang terpilih tu ade tige kawang kite dari Tranung telah dipilih untuk di temuduge. Kebetulang pulok tige kawang kite ni adelah peserte ketige yang pertame.

 
The Penis's Job PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006

I the penis, hereby request a raise in
salary for the following reasons.
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get week-ends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has a poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis.
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your requests for the following reasons.
You do not work 8 hrs a day.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts,
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely
The Management

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 13 February 2008 )
 
Look! There's A Rainbow! PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006

Sometimes it's just so much easier to fall.

To just stop caring, to give up.

When life slaps you with the unthinkable, you can't help but slouch to the floor, losing all possible energy to pick yourself up. Even worse, when there's no one to catch your fall. Everything is just blackened to a state of despair and flowers and all things nice seems to have ceased blooming... at least through your eyes.

You become so full of hatred all of a sudden and everything you see unfolds a whole new perception. You start to think irrationally, turning into an unknown pessimist and even becoming a nuisance to others. Hey, you even irritate yourself. That's when you realize that you need time for yourself by yourself, to clear up the things buzzing around in your head.

Then somehow, you miraculously get up. Even without anyone's help. You snap back to reality, even if it takes a while, even if it takes longer than others. You boldly rise secretly hoping for that rainbow to appear despite the heavy downpour. The belief that hope still lurks.

You get up instantly bursting with hope, because you believe, because you love, because you want to embrace life; rainbows or not.

And you become stronger and stronger with each passing day...

 
Calculate Your Life Expectancy! PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006

 

While there is no sure way to calculate your life expectancy, there are certain guidelines that can give you rough estimates. If you are between 25 and 65 years of age and reasonably healthy, this test provides a statistical view of your life expectancy.

Start with the number 72....

 
Some Facts Of Life PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my.)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm...)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species known to have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

 
Petikan kata-kata Y. Bhg Tan Sri Syed Mokhtar Al-Bukhary PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006

Petikan kata-kata Y. Bhg Tan Sri Syed Mokhtar Al-Bukhary

L/belakang Syed Mokhtar
 Umur ? 53 tahun
 Pendidikan ? SPM
 Mula berniaga ? 19 tahun (jual beli lembu dan kerbau)
 Kekayaan ? RM1,425 juta
 Ke 7 terkaya di Malaysia
 Ke 32 terkaya di Asia Tenggara (Forbes)
 Antara syarikat miliknya ? MMC, Pelabuhan Tg. Pelepas, BERNAS, Gardenia, DRB-HICOM dan Bank Muammalat
 Kereta - Proton Perdana

 
Tutorials : Google BackDoor Download Tutorial PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006

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Assalammualaikum

memula credit kat bro fungkur cz sampai kat bende nie kat aku dan nie berita baru utk semua kaki2 download. Khas utk semua member mc0004...hahaha... maybe korang mesti dah tau natang nie..kalau nak mp3 jer bubuh kat google /index mp3 **** kat search bar...tapi nie lagi besh, berkesan !

Kalau nak Read More, kalau x nak xyah klik...

 
Which is the most important bodypart? PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006

ImageMy mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body. Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct answer. When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, 'My ears, Mommy.' She said, 'No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon.'

Several years passed ...

 
10 Things Men Don't Know About Women and what Women knows about Men! PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006

Kang-kadang, ader setengah-setengah bende yang kita masih lagik tak paham pasal kaum hawa ni semua... Sekejap cakap tu, sekejap cakap ni.. at the end of the day, kita pon naik malas nak layan.. tapi kan, tak semua la yang macam gitu.. Tapi, here's a few things that would help solve the greatest mystery of all.. which is a woman's mind....

 
Dialog Rasulullah s.a.w Dengan Iblis PDF Print E-mail
Written by fuqaha   
Thursday, 16 February 2006
Allah swt telah memerintahkan seorang Malaikat berjumpa Iblis supaya dia berjumpa dengan Rasulullah s.a.w untuk memberitahu segala rahsianya; samada yang disukai mahupun yang dibencinya.

Hikmatnya ialah untuk meninggikan darjat Nabi Muhammad s.a.w dan juga sebagai peringatan dan perisai kepada umat manusia. Maka Malaikat itu pun berjumpa Iblis dan berkata, "Hai Iblis! Bahawa Allah Yang Maha Mulia dan Maha Besar menyuruh engkau menghadap ke hadrat Rasullullah s.a.w.

 
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