 What The Experts Had To Say...
Kindergarten teacher: Because it wanted to get to the other side.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Donald Reagan : I forget.
Arthur Andersen (consultant) :
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the
chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they would need more than one driver to access the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle of the road.
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross aroad? I mean, why doesn't anyone everthink to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over theplace anyway?"
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not onlycross roads, but will lay eggs, file yourimportant documents, and balance your checkbook.
Colonel Sanders (KFC): I missed one?
Bill Clinton: I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...
Dr M:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes...theforeign powers should stop interveningin our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone.. If they want to... 'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road...
Malaysia is a democratic country; we letour chickens do whatever they want to do... as long as they don't threatenthe Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so... we won't hesitate to use the ISA...
Pak Lah:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua... biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayamsemua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...
Sammy Vellu:
Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, ituayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintasitu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga,saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........
Karam Singh Walia (TV3):
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedangmelintas jalan. Mereka bukan sahajamelintas jalan, malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalahpencemaran yang paling hebat di mayaini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untukmelatih ayam-ayam agar menahannajis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Ayam di jalan dilintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak makan.
Wan Kamarudin (Edisi Siasat NTV7):
Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dah jadik reban ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga saje.
Zainal Ariffin Ismail (Misteri Nusantara TV3):
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka apat melihat ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan ayam-ayam ini merupakan penyamaran jin.
Dan ada juga mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa silam di kampung ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud tersirat ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itusaya akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi misteri........."
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