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The New General Mathematics |
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Written by fuqaha
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Wednesday, 13 February 2008 |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =…..divorce
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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See What 50 Years Will Do |
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Written by fuqaha
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Friday, 13 April 2007 |
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The Difference between year 1950s and 2000. Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 13 April 2007 )
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Written by fuqaha
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Wednesday, 28 March 2007 |
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Actor Eddie Griffin was caught on tape Monday crashing an Enzo Ferrari after he lost control of the car during a rehearsel for a charity racing event. |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 28 March 2007 )
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Written by fuqaha
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Wednesday, 21 February 2007 |
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Haha, after seeing this, i was taken back to my old memories. When I was in Form Three, living in Pavillion. I still remember my fellow dormates, particularly Eddie, Pozer, Syafiq anak Noh, Ali and few others calling their friends home and made fun of the other end of the phone. Damn, it was funny. And another one.. Haha.. Aku nak tengok Ferd yg jatuh! |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 22 February 2007 )
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Do Not Laugh!! Ever! Or you will be punished. |
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Written by fuqaha
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Monday, 19 February 2007 |
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What happens when a Japanese guy try to read English? This video is hilarious! |
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Written by fuqaha
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Thursday, 28 December 2006 |
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Some funny math images I found on the net. .jpg)
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 28 December 2006 )
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