Malay College Class of 2004

A must read (since we are entering that stage already).

I got this article from http://koleq9094.blogspot.com/ (pending permission).

cherry anyone?

1) kalau bini aku penat, tapi aku still nak belasah dia jugak, camner?

2) ada tak ayat doa yang power atau mempowerkan sebelum start main? (sorry Mpro, aku takde niat nak menjatuhkan sales minyak kau)

3) kalau nak pancut luar haram ke?

4) kalau bini tengah tidur, lepas tu aku nak cuba menyelinap slow slow masukkan okay ke?

5) main depan anak yang tak faham erti main tu boleh ke? cam main depan baby.

6) main dengan bini tapi imagine orang lain sambil tutup mata haram ke?

7) tengok genitals bini lama lama tu haram....kalau tengok tetek je tu okay tak?

8) contoh: aku tgh main, sekali azan. patut berhenti ke teruskan?

9) contoh: aku tgh main, sekali terpancut awal. so aku pun letih and tertidur tanpa cabut bana.....okay ke step "hotdog in the oven" tuh...

10) kalau untuk tujuan ilmu, aku nak tengok dvd blue "Janice in Wonderland" untuk menganalisis posisi dan cara-cara terbaik......adakah itu haram?

If you have the answers to these soalan cepu mas, please post it here!

PS

Quote:

" Sekarang zaman moden, kalau rabun boleh buat LASIK so takde masalah kalau nak lihat benda sulit isteri sekiranya ia boleh menyebabkan rabun. Aku tak pernah dengar lagi mana-mana kajian saintifik yang menunjukkan melihat kemaluan boleh merabunkan mata. Bercakap masa buat sex sebenarnya bagus apa, terutama bila isteri cakap benda yang lucah-lucah masa berjimak contohnya bila Isteri kata " besarnya batang abg, kerasnya batang, kuatnya abg, jolok lagi pantat ni dalam-dalam ....dan suami pulak balas, apsal ketatnya sangat pantat isteri abg ni, sedap nya pantat. Ini akan menambahkan lagi ghairah semasa berjimak. Kalau tak percaya cuba buat malam karang. Anyway ulama mana pulak yang memandai membuat moral-moral tertentu dalam berjimak, sedangkan umat Islam dibunuh seluruh dunia kenapa ulama yang bermoral ini tidak membangkitkan berkenaan moral dan kewajipan ummat Islam untuk membela orang tertindas atau pun umat Islam ini hanya perlu bermoral ketika berjimak sahaja, tetapi bab membela sesama seislam tidak perlu ada moral?Mana lebih baik samada bermoral dalam berjimak atau bermoral dengan tidak membiarkan darah ummat Islam ditumpahkan orang kafir?

p/s Jgn sebut nama Abdullah Badawi masa berjimak, nanti pelir jadi lembik."

Comments (6)

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1-duhh..unethical betul..its ur wife not prostitute..so,treat her nicely..sex is not only self-satisfaction..but,if ur wife rela, go on.maybe sex can release her tiredness..
2-hahaha..this one u shud ask muiz..or better person like ustaz hasnan..
3-if im not mistaken, its haram..y u want to pancut luar pon..i dunno if u have ur own satisfaction nak pancut2 merate..pancut inside n make more babies people..haha
4-this one..hmmm,i think i shud study more..my opinion,bole kot tp ape rase..its like u having sex with dead people..hahha
5-having sex in front ur children?..hey,u think they that dumb?..the next day after they watched u wif ur wife, u will see holes on all their teddy bears..haha..not good for ur child development!
6-i dunno its haram or not but its berdose..yup, forsure its berdose..i know we had too much bangbus n so on but try not to have that imagination..
7-err, this one i dunt really know..x kot..hehe
8-hmmm,quite funny..i think ur place is quite near to mosque or maybe u heard azan from ur tv..u better stop,give some respect to azan..if u stuck on it nanti kan susah..or..u shud build house far,far away from the mosque n switch off ur tv when u on play.
9-people said,its not good to this..give a bad effect to ur banana..
10-haram?hmm..not sure..dose yes because u saw others genitals..knowledge?...good in a way but then u will asking the 6th question after dat..

#the responses are just my opinion based on my limited knowledge.i stand to be differ.btw,LASIK tu ape?

masyhur abdullah , September 23, 2006

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1. Dalam islam tiada paksaan.tp aku rase tak boley pakse..sbb kene ade kemahuan dua pihak.betol isteri dose kalo menolak.tp kalo die pnat sbb mencari rezeki then kite tak boley pakse.dia berhak menolak.
2. Doa sebelum berjimak ade.tp doa nak bagi power aku rase takder.
3. Pancut luar? hmm..not sure.tp rasenye boley.
4. Boley menyelinap.tak salah.
5. Maen dpn baby? hmm tak elok la.sbb tak silap aku nnt aku merosakkan pemikiran baby tuh evendo die tak phm pape.plus tak silap aku haram kalo maen dpt org laen.
6. Yang ni konpem haram.tak boleh.
7. Lerr ni aku malas nak jawab.ntah soklan jenis ape ntah ni.
8. Aku rase patot benti sbb kite kene hormat azan.
9. Tak ok.sbb bad effect tuh banana kite kot.
10. Haram sama sekali.

-p.s- This is just an opinion based on my limited knowledge.Any correction is subjected to our religion,Islam. Thank you.

ShahMatRock , September 23, 2006

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(LAY-sik).
Acronym: LAser in SItu Keratomileusis. Type of refractive surgery in which the cornea is reshaped to change its optical power. A disc of cornea is raised as a flap, then an excimer laser is used to reshape the intrastromal bed, producing surgical flattening of the cornea. Used for correcting myopia, hyperopia, and astigmatism.

banyak la korang punye knowledge.. cheit cheit..

fuqaha , September 24, 2006

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knapa mat rock ngan mashyur jer yg beriya2 bg idea?mcm ada pngalaman jer?

aliimran , April 16, 2007

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Korang percaya tak article ini adalah article yang paling banyak diaccess/bace kat site ini. Mengalahkan semua article lain..

bile aku check server log, ghupe2nye sape2 yang search kat google keyword 'sex melayu' mmg confirm jumpe article ni dalam page 5,6 kat google.

Orang kita... suke sangat menda2 camni..

fuqaha , February 12, 2008

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ala.
bukan org kite je.
org lain pn nak gak bace n tgk org kite.
hehe.

masyhur abdullah , February 13, 2008

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